EF- In a stunning move today Roadrunner Records fired Opeth from their Label. The Label released a statement stating "Opeth has violated the trust of their fans and the accusations against them are too egregious for Roadrunner Records to continue our association with the band". The statement from Roadrunner is short and to the point yet gives little details to why Roadrunner made the move they did. Given such little details we here at EF News dug up a stunning story that will blow the minds of Opeth fans everywhere.
We here at EF News made calls to many people associated with the band and record label but were turned away every time and had many calls abruptly cut off. Finally a call to a source close to the band paid off. The source asked that they remain anonymous. Here is said Interview taken over the phone.
EF - Hello ______ this is calling to ask about the statement made about Opeth by Roadrunner.
Source - Hello sir.....um....I am not supposed to answer any of your questions but I don't think I can keep this to myself any longer. Since it is such a trusted news source calling I will answer what questions I can.
EF - First can you tell me the reason Roadrunner Records fired Opeth from their label?
Source - Roadrunner fired Opeth because parties involved with The Beatles have accused Opeth of Plagiarizing some of their music.
EF - Wow I am truly stunned here. Can you give me any more details?
Source - The Beatles camp claim that Opeths latest latest album The Heritage were actually songs from some missing demo's written for the Beatles by John Lennon.
EF - Do you or anyone associated with have any proof that these accusations are true?
Source - The reason I agreed to this interview is because a few months before Heritage was released I overheard Mikael Ackerfeldt talking to the albums producer saying he found some old Beatles demo's in his parents attic. He said he was not sure how his father got them. He also stated "since the Beatles were no longer together that he felt that he had a right to use the material on the demo's".
Before I could ask another question The source cursed and then the line went dead. I called back several times over the next few hours but there was never an answer. We at EF News hope that everything is ok with our source and wish they would contact us to let us know.
Sadly Reporter: Captain Chunk Dahmer
This is complete and utter bullshit. Might as well take it down considering nobody is going to believe this shit. Why in the flying FUCK would you do this, anyway?! Take that Death post down, too. Everybody knows both of these are bullshit.
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