Pop musics latest slut has shocked the world by releasing a cover album of Melodic Death Metals greatest hits. The Metal community is in an uproar as the Pop Tart has changed the names and lyrics of some very famous metal songs. The Sperm Sponge Cyrus employed the members of In Flames to play the instruments on the album. Guitarist Jesper Strömblad was quoted saying " I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks as long they pay me big bucks and she keeps swallowing every night." Singer Anders Fridén and co vocalist on the album said in an interview "It was very easy to teach Miley to growl because she has so many different things deep down in her throat that it came naturally to her."
Cyrus fans have been seen storming Hot Topic and have crashed the Rockabillia merchandise site buying Metal merchandise. Metal concerts have been overtaken by 12 year olds in Metal regalia. True Metal fans have been run out of concert halls everywhere by dumb blondes Twerking to metal songs. We at EF News will keep you up to date on the Metal Apocalypse now underway. Stay tuned for more shocking developments.
Song Titles on Twerking Valhalla
1. Valhalla Twerks Me (Amon Amarh)
2. Artifacts Of The Black Member (In Flames)
3. Punish My Pussy Baby (Dark Tanquility)
4. Slaughter Of Punnani (At The Gates)
5. Room Number 69 (Soilwork)
6. The Thing, The Magical Thing (Kalmah)
7. Dirty Angel (Arch Enemy)
8. Thousand Pokes (Amorphis)
9. Inseminated Adoption (Hypocrisy)
10. Horsebreeder (Children Of Bodom)
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